Fantasy Football: The Rap

More raps on my channel! Thanks YouTube! It's almost football season, so I figured now would be a good time for something like this. Hope you all like it! If so, check out my other videos! I made the beat using Cakewalk's Kinetic software. I've never done so before, so I hope it's not too awful. Thanks to my friend Ajay, who bought me that awesome shirt which I may never take off. (Hopefully I get a higher rating than the shirt indicates, though!) Woo! Best day ever! Here are the lyrics (also on the goremy.com site): Well it's that time of year, time for making a team Time for dippin' in the dip and then be scrapin it clean You don't even own a rap album, you're a hater, you mean? I got more 50 Cent than a newspaper machine Well it's fantasy football, and Manning be took y'all But I got me the next highest pick It ain't the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog And if you don't believe me, ask Michael Vick Well we're all online and we be drafting, G Have a peak at my fantasy magazine Hey the 'zine ain't supreme, I got stats n' sheets I ain't tradin' LaDanian, so quit asking me People want my third pick but I ain't having that Because you know I gotta take Mike Vanderjagt Yo, what's the deal, Remz? Another pick from Buffalo? Yeah, I'm picking up more bills than Pacman Jones Rounds winding down, I'm finding out I'm gonna need another wide out, so I'm whining now Folks on the clock, Colts on the block Can't tell if Randle El is da bomb or not Head-to-head league with me? Boy, you're playing with fire Because I am the king of the waiver wire Picked up Jones-Drew before he ever got a run And I cut Tank Johnson 'fore he ever bought a gun I know the matchups man, and they ain't hard to pick Never hear me say "man, I should've started him." Don't need no expert picks, that's appalling, see Sunday morning Ron Jaworski be calling me My war room setup cannot be bested Checking out the 'net to see who got arrested My players play even if they're sore or not I don't cheer for teams, I just hope they score a lot Well my starting five'll make you start to cry And I'll beat you even if my starters got a bye Picking up top players even in the late rounds Got more sleepers here than the Heaven's Gate house Try to trade with me, I'm gonna clean you out Take your top running back and the mortgage to your house Think I'm gonna play nice? Well then you don't know me See you in Week 16, I'll be the one with the trophy.