Runaway Guinea Pigs' Solution

The title explains it. =D Ok, well I'm going to put in what the guinea pigs were saying because you might not understand it. hehe. Pony: Thank God we're out of that cage! It sucks! Peanut: Tell me about it! It almost sucks as much as that freakin mongrel that lives under us! Pony: Teeheeheeheehee! Coco: Mongrel, you say? Peanut: Oh, sour cabbages! Pony: At this rate, I'd rather eat sour cabbages than the meals we get everyday. That human is only giving us six meals a day now! And diet, too. Coco: I can see why. Your nice and juicy selves will give me a happy dinner today. Peanut: Ah! For the carrot's sake, run, partner, run! Pony: I can't! Your big fat human ass is blocking the way. Peanut: WHAT?! You're saying that I have human butt now? Pony: Well, duh. Guinea pigs aren't supposed to have lines on their butts, that's what humans have. Peanut: *gasp* I have an idea! Pony: Does it involve eating? I'm starving. Peanut: Um, no...but anyways, speaking of asses, I ate a taco crumb that fell into the cage this morning. Do you know what that means? Pony: *gasp* You're brilliant, partner, brilliant! Peanut: Ok...here it goes...*fart* Coco: Ah! My nose! It's melting! Ugh, forget about that dinner. Pony: Woohoo! We're heroes! Peanut: Heroines! Pony: Now, about the eating...?